Everything gets five stars. Type what you would like reviewed —
a kettle, a Tuesday, the idea of stairs — and it is rated the same as
everything else. Nothing is sent anywhere, nothing is stored, and the line of
faint praise comes from a fixed list of thirty. The
rest of the family is that way.
How it works
Enter reviews whatever is in the field. Left empty, it reviews
this page, which is also five stars. The stars are not a rating system; they
are the entire opinion.